Coulda, Shoulda, Woulda. Gooda?
My little brother owns some twenty-five dollar toy cars that apparently are collector’s items (clearly upscale pull-back-actions though). He has owned them for some time and I’m not sure but from what I remember the first couple belonged to my older brother and he passed them on to my little bother who then acquired about ten of them I think, I’m not sure. That’s beside the point though, it’s his collection. He also has not looked at or given any thought to them for at least some months and possibly a year and they have been in one of the drawers of my mother’s chest of drawers for some time now. I suggested to my mother earlier that we give our neighbours Keron and Kendel, (eight and six) just two of them because the boys are from a much lower income family. My mother was adamant about not doing so because they’re not mine, they're too expensive and wouldn’t be appropriately cared for and they hold sentimental value to my brother so it would be unfair to just give them away. Of course I argued forcefully and convincingly enough that she agreed to at least let me ask my brother first. I went ahead and asked him as soon as I got home and he said yes and it was all good. Well except for the part where I hurriedly called him on his cell phone and asked “Can I give away two of your cars?” to which he answered “What?” to which I said “The toy cars nah” to which he said “What?” to which I replied “The ones from the computer desk nah” to which he said “Orr Hoor the cars, nah you’ll have to wait till I come home so I can see which ones you giving away” to which I lie…um SAID “I only giving away the ones you have two of nah” to which he said “ Oh the blue and the white, yea yea go ahead.” What happened between the lines was that the ones he had two of were actually a blue and a white car of the same type each of which he only had one, and I gave away both. I know it’s no deadly sin but it was blatant and decisively directed deceit. I’m still trying to figure out whether he knew he only had two different colours of the same car and he thought I was giving away one or he thought he had four of the same car in two colours and I was giving away the duplicates…my brother just got home…. no word about the cars…no questions….nothing. Hmm!
So my brother’s car collection has one less model and two less cars but is still as dusty and neglected as before. I’m a liar and deceiver but the boy’s across the street now have at least one toy each and hopefully will for some time because at twenty-five dollars those mothers better be able to take some throwing around.
I don’t know how the scores are tallied but I’m really hoping that there’s an away-good rule!
5 Comments:
awww. u so cute and good. made me remember the time...well times...i lied to my sister.
but like...why didn't you just give away the ones he wanted you to? :|
but i guess it's cool. you'll burn in your hell for much worse things i'm sure...
kidding :)
There were no ones he would have let me give away. I needed two and that would mean that there had to be two sets of duplicated and there weren't so he would never have agreed to it.
hahaha bee.if he eh bring up the toys, i guess they werent that important anyway...maybe in 10 years he'lllook at them and say "hey... theyre all here"and close back the drawer and forget them for another 10 years.
hahahahaha...u retarded keisha...but very funny
Thanx Anonymous! I'll check your site out right away.
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