mUSHY fOOD

GRANNY

SISTER

BROTHER

BARTER

BILLING

CREDIT

ECONOMY

SOCIETY

MODERNIZATION

SLAVERY

CIVILIZATION

PRIMITIVISM

BALANCE

GROWTH

DESTRUCTION

FUNCTION

GOD

SELF

CYCLE

WHOLE

ENVIRONMENT

NATURE

SOULS

PAST

PRESENT

FUTURE

SMELTER

MUSIC

COMPLEXITY

FRUITION

CONSPIRACY

IDEAS

EXPLORERS

ALCOA

BREADTH

THOUGHT

HEARTBEAT

SCHOLARSHIP

HU

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TRUST

TRUTH

LOVE

PATIENCE

EXCITEMENT

THRILL

FEAR

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LEGO

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EVOLUTION

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CLASS

DEVELOPMENT

MIND

Of The Blimp: The Honest Truth

Recently, after chatting with my friend Patrick I realized that the whole 'blimp blunder' was totally forgivable. It really isn't a question of his buying quick-fix solutions from richer and more powerful countries. He has way more foresight than to do something like that. He also knows that admitting to doing so would put him at risk for being labeled an idiot as it would sound like he is repeating answers when questions about the smelter investment resurface if, God forbid, things go awry.

Really it was a simple matter of wrong context. He just misappropriated some sound advice he received from his best friend just a week before he decided to spend millions on the massive balloon.

"balloons are good for everything Patrick"

Trinis Meddle

The Picture: 1st sample of ideas from 'The Committee'. They call it the Trini-T X.

The Concept: It's a fresh and new design that will score points with our younger generation-X but still keeps the name so 'Dem "Elderly" people' will know we not doing away with we traditions. It eliminates all ambiguity- this is not the Christian Trinity but the Trini-T the secular democracy.

The response: so far responses have been favourable but it seems as though my friend Patrick has been having a few problems. He thinks that there is something 'still kinda religous-ee' about the whole design.

The proposition: Instead of the hills in the middle put trinity, the woman. Apparently he thinks that this will kill the religion issue for good and will add to the tally of points scored with the next generationers.

The conclusion: All in all it might slide but only with the trinity addition and most likely only if she is in the 'flying pose' as 'dat go juss make it badder.'

Patriotic Masturbation

Let’s be real. It feels good: the caress, the euphoria and yes the orgasm. It’s nothing short of addictive. It’s a habit that few will admit to and fewer will kick.

Its right- or wrongness is, I think, debatable but undeniable is the reality of Premature E-Jack-elation, the plague which not only shortens the duration of the experience but can cause extreme embarrassment when actual performance is required.

I for one hope that by some miracle we aren’t caught with our pants down in Germany and have our inflated egos collapse with sudden discharge. More than this I hope that through this experience we learn the truth of our habit; that no matter what our Uncle Jack is telling us or selling us there are consequences for all our actions and that our greatest glories are forged in time and not bought by money or dictated by power.

I suppose at the end of the day it is we who decide what we really desire; fulfillment and pride in our resilient identity molded through generations of unbroken love of souls and of life or the instant thrill of the climax.

Spot the Not!!

I know you would never have guessed but the boy on the right is the real actor the one on the left is actually a stunt double. These camera tricks are amazing!!!