Of The Blimp: The Honest Truth

Recently, after chatting with my friend Patrick I realized that the whole 'blimp blunder' was totally forgivable. It really isn't a question of his buying quick-fix solutions from richer and more powerful countries. He has way more foresight than to do something like that. He also knows that admitting to doing so would put him at risk for being labeled an idiot as it would sound like he is repeating answers when questions about the smelter investment resurface if, God forbid, things go awry.

Really it was a simple matter of wrong context. He just misappropriated some sound advice he received from his best friend just a week before he decided to spend millions on the massive balloon.

"balloons are good for everything Patrick"