The Three Bears

Mr. and Mrs. Bear and their son Baby Bear lived in a house on an island. One day before breakfast they all went out to play. A little girl came by picking flowers and saw the house. Her name was Goldilocks because she was blonde. She knocked at the door of the house but there was no answer. She opened the door and went inside.
On the table were three bowls of porridge. Goldilocks tasted them. The first was too salty, the second too sweet but the third just to her liking so she ate it all up. There were three chairs in the living room. The first was too big for Goldilocks the second was too soft and the third was too small. Crash! She sat on the smallest chair and broke it. Upstairs was a bedroom with three beds. The first bed was too hard the second was too soft and the third was just to her liking so Goldilocks got comfortable and fell asleep.
Just then the bears came back. "Someone has been tasting our breakfastses!" said Mrs. Bear. "And dey done mine!" Baby bear exclaimed. "Someone has been sitting in we chairs" Mr. Bear said. "Naaaah dem mad ah wat iz break they break my chair?" Baby bear remonstrated. Mr. Bear led the way upstairs to the bedroom. Just when they opened the door Michelle Sylvester popped out and to Baby Bear she chanted "Somebody's sleeping in your bed." Goldilocks woke up to Baby Bear's irate expression. She ducked out and jumped in a boat and sailed across the Atlantic until she was safely back home. The distraught family turned to Papa Bear for answers. He eventually phoned Goldilocks to confront her about what she had done. The conversation lasted about ten minutes. He hung up and informed his family that Goldilocks said that she was sorry about everything so he invited her to return for dinner and start construction of an aluminum smelter in their back yard.