Wine on a bomcie wine on a bomcie that is the ting wine on a bomcie wine on a bomcie that is the ting...
Dear Mr. SMJaleel,
This morning I had a Kola champagne chubby which was not cola champagne at all. It was Big red or something very smilar. What the hell is that?? This is the second time this happened and i am very upset. How do you expect the next generation to grow up on this garbage. The EMA clearly stated in their investigation into 'How to Really Spell Aluminium' that "a significant source of joocy goodness is found in the unique flavouring of our local beverages." Our young ones are growing up on Big Red instead of actual Cola Champagne. The saddest part though is that our really young children probably never actually tasted Cola Champagne at all. Who knows how long this has been going on? You do. If this is not addressed we may soon be drinking homogenized colas and highly cafinated beverages in the name of soda. Give us sweedrink Mr. Jalleel give us sweedrink.
Can a blackbird be a kisskidee by eating kisskidee food? No! Blackbirds thrive by being blackbirds by living like blackbirds by feeding their young what is best for them. Cola Champagne and Big red (or watever they are putting in the bottles now) are like cheeze and chalk. All rastas put up yuh hand, all ball heads put up yuh hand, if you a rasta put up yuh han, if you a ball head put up yuh han. Let us ensure that our jooce that is artificial and unhealthy is so in the most naturally enjoyable way. Join with me in pursuit of all the flavours past present and future that can authentically be called sweedrink. It is an investment that will better our today and will fuel with joocie goodness our flaours of tomorrow. Big red just doesn't cut it. I beleive it was you who said,"Chubby Chubby Chubby Chubby, Chubby Chubby Chubby Chubby, Chubby Chubby Chubby Chubby....Chubbyyyy sqqqhuaaaaahhhhhh!!"
...noting wrong with winin on a indian winin on a indian winin on a indian gyal.
This morning I had a Kola champagne chubby which was not cola champagne at all. It was Big red or something very smilar. What the hell is that?? This is the second time this happened and i am very upset. How do you expect the next generation to grow up on this garbage. The EMA clearly stated in their investigation into 'How to Really Spell Aluminium' that "a significant source of joocy goodness is found in the unique flavouring of our local beverages." Our young ones are growing up on Big Red instead of actual Cola Champagne. The saddest part though is that our really young children probably never actually tasted Cola Champagne at all. Who knows how long this has been going on? You do. If this is not addressed we may soon be drinking homogenized colas and highly cafinated beverages in the name of soda. Give us sweedrink Mr. Jalleel give us sweedrink.
Can a blackbird be a kisskidee by eating kisskidee food? No! Blackbirds thrive by being blackbirds by living like blackbirds by feeding their young what is best for them. Cola Champagne and Big red (or watever they are putting in the bottles now) are like cheeze and chalk. All rastas put up yuh hand, all ball heads put up yuh hand, if you a rasta put up yuh han, if you a ball head put up yuh han. Let us ensure that our jooce that is artificial and unhealthy is so in the most naturally enjoyable way. Join with me in pursuit of all the flavours past present and future that can authentically be called sweedrink. It is an investment that will better our today and will fuel with joocie goodness our flaours of tomorrow. Big red just doesn't cut it. I beleive it was you who said,"Chubby Chubby Chubby Chubby, Chubby Chubby Chubby Chubby, Chubby Chubby Chubby Chubby....Chubbyyyy sqqqhuaaaaahhhhhh!!"
...noting wrong with winin on a indian winin on a indian winin on a indian gyal.
posted by dregus | 6:22 AM
6 Comments:
1. wat is kiskidee food? :P hahahaa
2. joocie goodness... puhp!
3. I bloody agree. WHERE HAS OUR KOLA CHAMPAGNE DISAPPEARED TO!?!?! even Granja and ting selling 'realer' kola champagne dan us... even tho' it orange and dey accostumed chasing pigeon in Adams Morgan eh! Hm. Shame on you Jaleel.
we want we swee'jink.
Sine "boomcies" were mentioned, it would not be fitting if I excluded them from my comment.
At the rate we going, soon enuff it may be a rare occassion to see a proper eyes-and-boomcie combo walking down the road, and even rarer to see sed eyes and boomcie drinking a proper KOLA CHAMPAGNE!
p.s. look my words jumbled up with de orange words... puhp. :|
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA....
dat was funny in a good way. it's sad the direction the soft drink industry is taking. imitation artificial flavors is a serious cause for concern , and not only for fizz addicts. incidentally bubbly is the name of my new fizzy drink which will be the Chubby killer. it will come in a shorter and fatter bottle but loses its fizz quickly. bubbly's slogan will be "once you go flat you never go back"
There's a song with this lyric "All rastas put up yuh hand, all ball heads put up yuh hand, if you a rasta put up yuh han, if you a ball head put up yuh han" does anyoen know the title of the song or the name of the artist?
The song is by Iwer George, think the name is sumn like Unity... It's unfortunate that I am indeed 3 years late in responding to this post... I was busy graduating from high school while Keisha and Andre was busy tlkin shit bout kola champagne in Howard. Damn you bastards, I envy you.
No need to worry bout the effect shitty kola champagne havin on the younger generations.. my eyes not lazy and my boomcie big. Nuff said
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